Jersey Shore Massacre

"You're not the only one who wants them dead."

Aug 22 2014 R 1h 28m
Comedy, Horror

A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.

Plot

When Teresa and the girls leave their suburban New Jersey salon for a weekend of sun and sin down the shore, they are blindsided by a bizarre twist of events that catapult them from the sands of Seaside Heights to a secluded house deep in the New Jersey Pine Barrens. Frightened by stories of the legendary Jersey Devil, the local population of Pineys and a giant dim-witted neighbor, the girls eagerly return to Seaside Heights where they hook-up with five fist-pumping delinquents who incessantly disrespect all with their reprehensible behavior. As day turns to night, the group converges at a Seaside bar where they are soon ejected for inciting a dance-floor brawl. With nowhere else to go, the group retreats to the house in the Pine Barrens for a night of carnal delights. Blinded by their selfish pursuits, the group remains unaware that their long outstanding debt to humanity is about to be settled - with their lives. One by one, the body count soars as retribution is exacted at the hands of a mentally-deranged killer with much more than just an axe to grind.

Written by

Paul Tarnopol, Goldeneye

Directed by

Paul Tarnopol

Production Countries

United States of America

Production Companies

JSM productions1, Spy Global Media

Languages

English

Awards

N/A

Scores
# of Votes
1,458
Average Rating
2.9 out of 10
Metascore
12
Popularity
NA