The Hebrew Hammer

"Part man. Part street. 100% Kosher."

Mar 25 2004 R 1h 25m
Comedy

When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.

Plot

Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka the Hebrew Hammer, is an orthodox Jewish stud who goes on a mission to save Hanukkah. When Santa Claus's evil son Damian is pushed over the edge by his father's liberal policies, he does away with the Christian patriarch. Subsequently stepping into his father's role, Damian launches a campaign to eradicate the Jewish Holiday. The Hammer joins forces with Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal, the gorgeous and dangerous daughter of the leader of the Jewish Justice League; and his brother-in-arms Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim, the head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, to topple Santa's evil progeny and to save Hanukkah for future generations of Jews.

Written by

Jonathan Kesselman

Directed by

Jonathan Kesselman

Cast

Adam Goldberg, Andy Dick, Judy Greer

Crew

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Production Countries

United States of America

Production Companies

ContentFilm, Comedy Central Films

Languages

Awards

N/A

Trailers
HEBREW HAMMER Domestic Theatrical Trailer
Scores
# of Votes
5,190
Average Rating
6.1 out of 10
Metascore
41
Popularity
NA