Rockula

"He's a vampire who hasn't scored in 400 years. Tonight's the night!"

Feb 23 1990 PG-13 1h 27m
Comedy, Horror, Musical

Ralph is a sexually frustrated vampire who suffers from a peculiar curse. He's condemned for eternity to watch his one true love, Mona be murdered by a pirate wielding a ham bone. But now? Now it's 1990, and Ralph is determined to break Mona's cycle of reincarnation. His first order of business is winning her affections-- He does that by starting Rockula: a rock band that's sure to stake a claim on her heart.

Plot

Rockula is about a male vampire who lost his lady love centuries ago. She was killed by a pirate with a rhinestone peg leg, wielding a large ham bone. Our hero, the vampire, did nothing to save her. So he is now cursed to watch her be born again in another life, and then watch her die, strangely enough by a pirate with a rhinestone peg leg, wielding you-know-what. Now, in 1990, he has, he suspects, his last chance to try to save her instead of watching get clubbed over and over again down through the years. Oh, and he becomes a rock star in the process.

Written by

Luca Bercovici, Jefery Levy, Chris Ver Wiel

Directed by

Luca Bercovici

Production Countries

United States of America

Production Companies

Globus-Pierce Productions, Cannon Group

Languages

English

Awards

N/A

Scores
# of Votes
1,309
Average Rating
5.2 out of 10
Metascore
NA
Popularity
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