The Onion Movie - Cast

Len Cariou

Norm Archer
Actor

Steven Seagal

Cock Puncher
Actor

Larissa Laskin

Dana Dobbs
Actor

Ken Takemoto

Sensei
Actor

Don McManus

Dennis McCormick
Actor

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton
Actor

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed
Actor

Brendan Fletcher

White Black Guy Tim
Actor

Daniel Dae Kim

Ivy Leaguer
Actor

Meredith Baxter

Cooking Show Chef
Actor

Jed Rees

Wizard Proteus
Actor

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield
Actor

Brian Powell

Typical Neighbor Husband
Actor

Scott Klace

Kip Kendall
Actor

Barbara Pilavin

Alzheimers Old Lady
Actor

Sandy Kenyon

Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Actor

Orlando Seale

Producer
Actor

Erik Stolhanske

Producer
Actor

Sarah McElligott

Melissa Cherry
Actor

Randy Oglesby

Surgeon General
Actor

Kwame Boateng

Dibo
Actor

Richard Fancy

Kenneth Garber
Actor

Alex Solowitz

The Masses
Actor

Savannah Haske

Rapist Lisa
Actor

Rebecca Lowman

Rape Victim Julie
Actor

Jim Gleason

Steel Beam Architect
Actor

Michael Harney

Line-Up Detective
Actor

Angel Cassidy

Porn Star
Actor

Gauge

Porn Star
Actor

Robert Hoffman

Lollipop Love Dancer
Actor

Joel McHale

Office Worker
Actor

Harry Shum Jr.

Lollipop Love Dancer
Actor

Kevin Federline

Lollipop Love Dancer
Actor

Bo Barrett

Wigger Jim
Actor

Chrissy Metz

Heavy Girl
Actor

Marshall Manesh

Announcer
Actor

Greg Cipes

Hippie Diplomant
Actor

Nick Chinlund

Bryce Brand
Actor

Jim Rash

Bryce's Manager
Actor

Paul Scheer

Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Actor

John Viener

Peen Out Guy
Actor

Gedde Watanabe

James Nakatami
Actor

Michael Delaney

Gil Bates
Actor

Tom Wright

Kwame Roberts
Actor